After a year of living alone I can confidently say that the hardest part is having to pick up food when I drop it & not be able to rely on a dog to conveniently appear & solve the problem by eating it

Should I do this with a toasted ravioli in the Mississippi River?

I’m pro Toronto bc they have a gigantic dumb vanity project in the CN Tower & that’s what makes a city great

Shout out to the two spiders who were living in my bathroom, single handedly defeated the gnat issue I had bc I threw a fruit away late, & then both promptly died once they completed their mission

your day be so bad then boom: maraschino cherry

Furiosa bombing still hurts me to this day

Caught Stealing is honestly my favorite film of the year send tweet

how am i just now learning that after colonizing the americas for spain christopher columbus turned around & directed a harry potter movie????

It’s been set.

Polls conducted over multiple decades show that no matter what is actually happening with crime, the majority of the American public believes that crime is rising. Even when crime is falling. Even when it hits record lows. They still think it’s going up. It’s a media failure.

Someone who's used to public comment vs someone who's isn't

Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.

classic blunder: got to the airport wayyyyyyy too early

I’m gonna throw up

dog pst is brutal how do people live on this?