"moon." samson from #28yearslater: the bone temple. chi lewis-parry was so shockingly charming.

Me getting absolutely outraged on behalf of the horror community: Well I see the genre will NEVER FUCKING BE RESPECTED, literally no Oscar nominations for Deep Rising again, whole things fucking rigged

They're gonna have to go ahead and give Peggy Hill her Oscar this year. Bit of a make good on overlooking her in the past, but she was still cookin' in 2025

Candid photo and he looks so handsome still, outrageous. As the kids say, face card never gets declined or whatever

Still coming live from planet shit.

i crocheted the eraserhead baby

"Hollywood is cooked!!" I scream as I show you my AI video of Pyramid Head in Raccoon City driving a dump truck for some reason

I mocked Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze and now he has taken all of my town's services and functions away with his accursed snow machine. Forgive me, take weird Bane's boot off my neck and let me live.

Congrats to 40 Below Summer for winning album of the year

Get this sick shit off the internet, Anguiras is fine and living in Des Moines

Sidney's mom, please stop fucking everyone's dad and making their children kill decades later

My review of Send Help is Remmick from Sinners going SAMMIE! A fine time at the pictures

GET THAT BUM OUT OF HERE, Thank God, go Bulls

Mike Conley, you will be a Bull for 5 hours but I always liked you a lot

The Strangers: Chapter 3 is transcendentally bad, a complete mess in the way you just don't get anymore. I loved every shitty delightful second.

Chris Pratt, I hope you get CTE at the Superbowl

Me screaming BRING OUT GLASSJAW during the halftime show