I Pooped in The Plane,

from now on i am not taking accountability for anything. it's all microplastics' fault. missed a deadline? stuck in traffic? went to bed at 3 am again? those tiny bastards

he sings his own little song 😺

can i take back my vote for the survivor 50 tribe colors or whatever and use it to vote for no mr beast instead thank you jeff

they made him real... my precious boy... maybe i can forgive overwatch after all

i'm just glad i can finally understand the rules of one sport

two years ago, blizzard gave away a pc it claimed was cooled with real human blood as part of a diablo iv competition. I needed to know more — how? why? whose blood? — but never got any answers. until now

He was rlly going off

I do like that we're forcing the ceos to perform. Each must eat MORE than the previous ceo. The last ceo onto the scene will be doing a demeaning county fair style eating contest of his product

bringing this back in honor of dune 3 trailer

At Lakeside School in Seattle producer Aditya Sood & I had a middle school math teacher named Tom Rona who was a real inspiration & made a funny book of math problems starring a character named Balloon Dog. This was a tiny way to honor him and inspiring teachers everywhere

Really horribly managed fyre festival/dashcon events like this are my guilty pleasure. Just imagining the person who was in charge of this brings me to tears of ecstasy.

The following up post to this tweet caused me to choke

this is punishment for us complaining about zac brown

#NEWS 🚨: Artemis II crew experienced issues with Outlook this morning and had to ask ground crew for assistance "We have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working"

"Only bring the bare necessities to this expedition" "What about my dog's giant gramophone?":

I’m so moonpilled. I’m lunarmaxxing.

The Artemis II crew has recreated “Earthrise,” one of the most famous photographs of all time, with a small twist. The new photo is of Earthset, capturing the surface of the moon and the crescent-lit Earth setting beyond it in the same frame: nationalgeographic.com/science/articl…

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭