Ever wonder what Derby winners do after retiring from racing? They get into marketing…

Jesse Michels 🙌🏼 🙌🏼 Joe Rogan

I can’t tell if this fit is serving “condom” or “foreskin Throwing Fits

The best Mother’s Day gift is reminding your mom of all the blackmail she has on you Zach Kornfeld

Y’all ever spent a night on the jouch?

We can go bigger

She’s got that literal “drip” on

Bootcuts on 🔥

If your dad’s balls don’t peak out of his shorts when he crosses his legs, his shorts are too long. Cuz there’s no chances his balls are too short.

Short Kings looking for pants 🤣 instagram.com/reel/DKCfEuwug…

Cut my jeans into pieces, these are my homemade jorts. No more suffocation, more breathing. Don’t give a f**k if you catch my nuts peeking. These are my homemade jorts.

I really don’t think jeans should stretch. Also, I just got my MRI results back.

What is the minimum acceptable inseam for men’s shorts?

Not us 😏

Bootcut jeans just doing what God intended:

Cut my jeans into pieces, my ass looks great in jorts DuhnuhnuhnuhNananana

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Celebrate him