“Cleaner so far”? It’s 2 shots to 10… 🙄 #SaintsFooty

If he’s not offered a new contract at the end of this season, I’d be moving heaven and earth to keep Zac Jones at the club by offering him the captaincy of a standalone VFL side. Who’s with me? #SaintsFooty

🤣 #SaintsFooty

So NOW dissent is a thing again?! #AFLPiesSaints

Remember when being spun 360° with the ball was an automatic HTB? I miss those days. #AFLPiesSaints

We’re being beaten in almost every metric, flogging them in clangers, but still somehow in this… 🤨 #AFLPiesSaints

Elliott looks like he’s on a register and not allowed to own pets. #AFLPiesSaints

The commentary team are glazing Naicos so much he’s about to turn into a doughnut. #AFLPiesSaints

Next week; Out: Hill Byrnes In: Heath Garcia B: Wilkie - Caminiti - Webster HB: Sinclair - Tauru - Wang.-Mil C: Wilson - Windhager - Wood HF: Wilson - Keeler - Sharman F: Higgins - Heath - Owens R: Marshall - Steele - Macrae Stocker Garcia Clark Butler Travaglia #SaintsFooty

Get him in the kitchen with the creatine and chicken breast… then into the weight room. Chain him in there if you have to. #AFLPiesSaints

Can’t fault the effort, can fault the execution. Kids showed some signs, some of the older blokes didn’t. Bring in Moose and Garcia for Hill and Byrnes. #AFLPiesSaints #SaintsFooty

Dear St Kilda FC… it’s time… #SaintsFooty

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to World War III…

This game is the equivalent of watching Bryce Dallas Howard cage fight Dakota Johnson. #AFLGiantsSuns

Hey Cr Oscar Yildiz JP… can we do something about this one too? Cole Reserve, next to the netball courts.

The world’s basically burning, but all we are getting is article upon article about poor widdle Naicos. Poor widdle thing had to endure a tag (which he beat, no less!).

Two of the dumbest blokes in the AFL media landscape… and that is really saying something…

Deciding not to be sucked into spats with supporters of oppo clubs who trawl socials for mentions of their team so they can take potshots is - I’m hoping - a mark of maturity. Ergo deleted my last post. I mean… maturity has to come to all of us eventually… maybe. #SaintsFooty