Little birdie told me a fossil turned 100 yesterday. Congrats on a century, Cap. I’ll have a drink for you.

Come back, coward. BARTON

Barton ditched me. Time to recruit a new bitch.

I stand by this. x.com/unbrokenwidow/…

Mph. I love it when you talk dirty. x.com/wantstoburn/st…

... ⠀(⠀ ☄︎ ⠀) 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇.﹔ ─┈ wanda maximoff. ─┈ mcu. mature + dark themes. ─┈ 2+ year char. experience. ─┈ multi ship – chem. ─┈ ships scarletvision. ─┈ indie lit. like + rt 🍒 vc : shown in video

Martini, anyone?

Sure you can handle it, soldier boy? x.com/soldatoaffamat…

A valid one. x.com/soldatoaffamat…

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Here's me, thinking every day was bully Steve day.

/. 2018 rp culture is people using words for usernames that literally no one knows the definition of.

The spiderkid's a super dork.

I never saw myself wanting to adopt a baby tree but hey, every day we surprise ourselves.

I'm working on a logo as we speak. x.com/gossameric/sta…

No. x.com/ofhawkisms/sta…

Cue the facepalm. x.com/ofhiswebs/stat…

Regretfully so. x.com/ofhiswebs/stat…