2017: At least Prince won't die this year.

My New Years resolution is…

Me when I smoke my own weed vs. me when I smoke my teammate's weed.

Savage! RT Donald J. Trump: MLU failed because the lousy Pulsar was made in China. No wonder it didn't fly straight - PATHETIC!

Don't be the one who suffers a devastating injury at an overnight indoor tourney! Follow these tips… 1. Don't sign up for an overnight indo

How long after the impending nuclear holocaust could you survive on these 50 tournament bags?

2017 AUDL season to be played with basketball instead of disc. x.com/theaudl/status…

An ultimate frisbee Bachelor where 30 players find themselves trapped on a mixed team and each week one earns the sweet release of death.

The mixed division is just as competitive as the open and women’s divisions. Period. #ulternativefacts

The Innova Pulsar was a flawless product and worthy successor to the Discraft Ultrastar. Period. #ulternativefacts

North Carolina teams are among the most spirited to ever play the sport. Period. #ulternativefacts

.Friction Gloves make you a better thrower, a more attentive lover, and a more a more attractive human. #ulternativefacts

The increases in your USAU dues have contributed directly toward making ultimate more accessible, inclusive, and fun. #ulternativefacts

Slow workday for someone at USAU apparently

Anyone looking for a cheap alternative to #fyrefestival should check out basically any ultimate tournament where there's camping.

Rorschach egg.

What do you see?

Adult Bop-It

this tweet is trademarked

A word of warning to all college teams: Trump voters should be swiftly cut and removed from all team email lists. x.com/Ulti_world/sta…