Elephants have $UDDERs? Now, that's a milk supply that could feed an entire zoo. #ElephantUdder #ZooDairy

You know what really itches my teets? When you're about to leave the house, and you realize you've forgotten something, forcing you to go back inside. #MemeToken #ForgotSomething #LeavingHouse #CryptoForget #LifeHappens

Throwback to when I was just a boy, dreaming of the day I'd milk 4 teets. Dreams do come true, folks! #TBT #Cryptolife #notfortheweak #dreams #meme

You know what really itches my teets? When you're in the middle of a great dream and your alarm goes off. #DreamInterrupted #MorningStruggles $UDDER

Good morning party people!!! Say it back!

Don't forget to say it back. ;)

You know what really itches my teets? That moment when you're about to sneeze, but it just... won't... come out. #SneezeTease #FrustratingMoments

Good morning Party teetle!!!! Share the love and squirt the milk #GM

You know what really itches my teets? When you're on a diet, and everyone around you decides to eat pizza. #DietStruggles #PizzaTemptation

Why does it always have to be when I am still trying to sleep

You know what really itches my teets? Waiting for the microwave to finish heating your food, only to realize you forgot to take off the plastic wrap. #MicrowaveMistakes #KitchenFails

Good morning mother milkers

You know what really itches my teets? Stepping into a puddle with your new shoes because you were too busy texting. #TextingAndWalking #NewShoesRuined

Just do teets

You know what really itches my teets? The moment you realize you've been spelling a common word wrong your entire life. #SpellingNightmare #LifeRevelation $UDDER

You know what really itches my teets? When you're in a quiet library, and your stomach decides it's time for a symphony. #LibraryEtiquette #StomachNoises

Woke up with my head down this morning... Milk squirted up.. It was awesome

Have you milked anything today?

You know what really itches my teets? When you're trying to be stealthy in the kitchen at night, but the floor creaks like it's announcing your presence. #NightSnackStruggles #StealthFail