Med student: why is Yoda wearing a panda outfit?

Today's theme: deciding who should won on "Chopped" based on how cute they are #unfortunatelynotworking

Sudden urge to watch horror movies...

That awkward moment when it's 1:30Am and you can't sleep but can't think of anything to do either

My roommate purchased Dragon Age: Inquisition WITHOUT TELLING ME!!!

I really want to keep reading my book but I'm trapped at work...

Dear extremely attractive celebrities: please stop being assholes. I makes me feel like a terrible person for my fantasies...

Medical Assistant: What sticker do you want? Pediatric Patient: *Starts singing the Scooby-Doo theme song* #hospitalhijinks

Cute Boy: *Meanders into hospital cafeteria* Me: Gotta get me one of those... #hospitalhijinks

I really need to stop reading smut at work...totally throws off my concentration

I think I'm a little too infatuated with this Web comic...

So I may or may not have just convinced myself to start reading teen wolf slash fich again...

Gotta get around to watching all these sexy super hero shows

The rice cooker's right there, it makes very good rice...but don't trust the measuring cup... Rachel Ross

I am so bored you have no idea

Matt Dallas is the sexiest thing to ever happen to #WorstCooks

The band at the football game I'm playing medic for just played Tequilla...oh the nostalgia...

Woke up this morning to discover the dogs had eaten one of the cords to the modem...now how will I waste my day playing WoW?

Omg #brookdevonduet

I want a button on Netflix for "I hate this please never make me see this again"