the besties! shot by me 3/5/25

if this were true there would be about 4 players left in mlb

Man the dodger glaze is to much fraud franchise. Giants 2025 champa

dont go quip for quip with me. I will lose and resort to poop jokes.

Guy next to me just won 1mil bucks. Ill wait untill later to fart

They say cactai can live up to 150 years. Talk about a prickly existance. I cant go 1 minute without wtr let alone 1fity

Tweeting into a void. To avoid my spanish boots of spanish leather

Although seamingly cuddly dont aproach me from behind i will kick

They say rome wasnt bulit in a day. But my ego was 2009 best class listner baby

This tweet is for The Common Cold . I hope all your dreams come true.

17 48. I was like hello baby come on dance floor.

Although scary the irish brown bear is really lazy and get hold a job for shit

It's fucking ridiculus to say that the sea is your wife/lady that bitch older than you by like a billion years. You dont deserve her

I play bingo once a week and lets just say it aint easy to get here

Shit happens.

Got a little grumpy at my cyropracter. Had to cool down outside

Sticks and stones may hurt my bones. But god damn if your words dont hurt me

Im gonna go home and work on my sob

Kuminga fucking stinks dude!!!! the starters are playing bad because of his body language on the bench

I can spell every word in the booktinary