I am rooting for the triple digits tomorrow. I mean what is 1 degree? Let me have it.

I haven't looked at Twitter in 3 months, what I miss?

I always tell people from NY where I'm originally from that we get 70+ degrees in SE Virginia right up to Halloween, then it changes overnight on Nov. 1st. Nailed that prediction this year, eh?

Who can guess what State I took this picture in?

I guess Reddit only wants to hear what Reddit wants to hear. 1,000+ upvotes for the post I responded to, yet my reply sits unanswered.

I love Virginia. Coyote, just some dude at the bar.

3 weeks ago, we didn't think we needed to stockpile hand sanitizer. I could have bought 5 large bottles of Germ-X, but only 1. STOCKPILE BEER NOW!!

He scores! Found an 80 pack of Chlorox wipes in the back of the laundry closet with only about 5 missing. Also last week found a hand sanitizer source, although it's liquid, and from a vape store in town.

Sense of normalcy at the golf course snack bar.

Between this and his home theater system, my townhouse next door neighbor has definitely earned the moniker Mr. Inconsiderate.

Ft. Eustis Commisarry. You'd think nothing was going on.

Basically, if you’re a man who wears a mask, you’re broadcasting the fact that you have been fucked in the ass by your girlfriend. And that is not something to be proud of.

Taking the piss.

I just walked over to 7-11. There are literally 15 kids under the age of 12 playing on the street, and near our pond on a dead end suburban development. It's like the 60's, when everyone had like 4 or 5 kids. Stay off my lawn, bitches!

I am told it was 10 years ago today I adopted this assclown. He was about 4 months old at the time.

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