sometimes i get really impatient bc i wanna meet my soulmate NOW. we only have limited time on this earth, so i just wish it could happen soon to maximise the time together. but these things can’t be rushed and all in good time but gosh could it be soon maybe @ universe

Hey guys it’s me, a GIRL! Hey look at this picture of a BABY DEER, that’s me. Hey look at this picture of aesthetic fruit. Hey look at this picture of a wobbly-legged kitten, that’s me. Hey look at this picture of half of my face. Do you think I’m capable of being loved?

What did you get done?

this is how this works btw

I scroll x dot com and all I take away is "dang I should go outside and talk to women"

I'm chopped and broke but it's ok I'm in my 20s (27)

I met someone. She a little crazy and probably has a few thousand followers on this site if she’s on here at all. I’m going to try falling in love and see what happens

What are you, personally, doing to protect our sea slugs??

it's rare that I read a single word, the very existence of which feels like a personal attack, but today I encountered: "hallucinationship" 👏👏👏 well done

anyway, I don't know when or how, but we're all going to make it, especially me. me and my future wife and kids are super going to make it, as well as all my closest friends

also when guys play video games, unless they play at a frequency equal to or less than my own

You don’t understand how much men yearn to be objectified Think of the worst, most disrespectful catcall you’ve ever experienced and there’s a good chance it’ll make a man’s day

yeah, well, not according to my warped perception of reality

shoutout to the ESL priest who used "whomever" correctly in his homily

I love you

I want to go on vacation, but who will feed the mosquito that lives in my room while I'm gone?

it's so unreassuring to watch a word pronunciation video and the narrator has a heavy French accent

someone just stomp on my head already (non-erotic)