"Barton! Where are you?"

Shudders violently. "Ew. Did you come out of someone's nightmare?" x.com/painttownred/s…

"Right..." Why does she wind up with the weird ones. "Why are we talking again?" x.com/painttownred/s…

"Why is everyone asking me that today?" Ugh! "And whomever I have a crush on is none of an alien creat-sorry, symbiote's business." x.com/painttownred/s…

"..." "K." x.com/painttownred/s…

"I'm giving you that look because you don't threaten me." x.com/painttownred/s…

Dull look. "Sure." x.com/painttownred/s…

"Yup. I'm totally into Peter. That's why I'm on Clint's couch right now."

"You mean because I haven't killed you for keeping me on the hook for so long?" x.com/unerringarcher…

"Yes." Points to DMs. x.com/unerringarcher…

"I can't believe Barton thought the thing we were doing regularly was having doggy dates. Why are men I date all idiots?"

"Cliiiiiiint."

"Is holding your bladder a superpower?" "Should it be?"

Tuts. "Did you check your stash in the ceiling?" x.com/caffeinedarche…

"Where did Barton go?"

Prods his chest. "Nope. Still solid." Pulls a large bag of coffee from behind her back. x.com/caffeinedarche…

"Oi, I don't know who it is, but /stop/ thinking of me! I can't stop sneezing!"

"Happy birthday." Birthday hug. x.com/asm_spiderman/…

"Why do I have weirdos following and then blocking me? Idiots, really."

"What should I dress up as for Halloween? Hmm..."