I think it’s lovely that people wear what they like these days.

“I saw a funny meme the other day.”

The unsexy truth is that I’m addicted to YouTube videos about computer games from when I was 10 and which I may or may not have played.

Arrived in Ho Chi Min. Paul Ogrady on YouTube. What a cracking man he was.

‘We go back a long way, Rez and I’

Do old blokes still go out to the ponds with remote controlled boats?

Facebook memories like a terrible Greek curse.

Heaven is a half pipe really is one of the great pieces.

A coffee and the Geoguessr World Cup. Heaven.

An intervention

Watched Don’t Look Now earlier. Not a clue.

Lovely to get a coffee on the go

Bothered by the fact I’ll never gets a full stats break down on my life. How many boiled eggs?

Can’t AI generate having a laugh though

Recording nautical hits

The internet used to be good.

Social media rife with 23 year olds who want to teach me about warming and nourishing soups that cure a cold. Fuck off lads.

Being bad at Spanish reveals how good I am English. Native level.

In paris airport but where’s the rayman stuff