This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules

Ready for the trick or treaters 🎃👻

Fireworks are GREAT, that’s something we’re all agreed on, right?

I would have probably mentioned that Dyson owns 36,000 acres of farmland in England which was previously liable for zero inheritance tax

Guy: I’m voting for Kamala Harris Average Navy Seal: okay? I am a gay pedophile

Great Quotes in Presidential History “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

Home page of one of Germany's biggest weeklies right now

Are we supposed to feel sorry for Anne's children who'll be inheriting a bit less of her estimated £32 million fortune? Or are we meant to be angry that two billionaires get away without paying anything?

"The sacrifices our four bears made"

Gone back to look at the Blue place, and it’s so much busier than it was when I last used it six months ago, and tbh there’s only a couple of accounts keeping me here (hi Viz Comic) so I’ll probably just pop my head in every now and again - same username there, though.

Since I've no shame, popping back here to plug this, my second b3ta feature in as many submissions and another Tableau dashboard: which of two pre-YouTube number 1s has more views? public.tableau.com/app/profile/ti…