can’t believe i found someone’s iud just laying around …..

happy halloween nathan fielder

emily ratajkowski’s giant baby

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

at the mall in my hometown, this is what the kids ride

doing affirmations

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

get a load of this guy

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complaining about paying higher than usual nyc taxes this year? think twice. 45% of your money is paying for these helpful subway life hacks. so next time you feel like whining, maybe lighten up and buy a waffle iron.

i do not believe humans were meant to have good posture. we invented soup

i’m afraid this generation is losing out on an extremely valuable skill. licking your finger before flipping a page of paper

They say don’t judge a book but on sight I can tell if someone was raised in a “Tuscan” kitchen