i had an #amazin fuckin weekend. im so gr8tful 2 b sxy, young, + havin fun

Who ain’t takin beautiful women to jazz clubs?

And for the lady? Quadruple rum n coke pls

i think it’s beautiful that there have always been and will always be people who passionately devote their lives to learning about some niche topic they consider beautiful and all-encompassing. humanity loves to get lost in the worlds within a world

WHY ON A FRIDAY EVENING! WHEN I HAVE LOGGED OFF WORK! AM I DOING MFA??!! I don’t think I can do this anymore guys

i am not immune to being hypnotized by the beauty of music i understand snakes in that regard

Me after like 3 glasses of wine

drunk lying is so fun. i convinced a guy my name was envelope but that it was pronounced like “penelope”

You should be allowed to smoke in the cinema if the movie is set in the 1970s

unfortunately the worst person ive ever met is also one of my favourite people ever. thats just how it is sometimes.

started commenting on random instagram posts/reels i come across. never did this prior to 25

What did Future mean when he said “go fuck that nigga get it over with”? Why did he say that why would you say that?

Hannah Fry is my president

What would life be without fenty fu$$y heat. Love that bitch

How come I get 0 likes on average these days?

I want all the information in the world summed up in 2 sentences 3 max