Me bussing into my siblings room to annoy them after moving bac home from school

Nothing quite as fun as passing a kidney stone at the gym.

Failure + Perseverance = Success💯

What’s worse than heartbreak? Another group stole my rabbit in anatomy today and now i have to dissect a fraud.

Found out that being able to wiggle my ears is a flex from class today.

Can’t wait to hear “How’s your love life? How’s school? You keeping your grades up?” tomorrow at Thanksgiving dinner It’s all shit, now shut up and pass the stuffing Karen

Me: I’ll get em next time Me next time: *doesn’t get em*

EPB and Mother Nature I don’t ask for much... just let the power stay on for the game. After that, do your worst.

The men of Eta Nu enjoyed learning about what it means to engage and implement… ato.org/ato-roadshow/e…

Nobody during online classes: That one kid with the bad internet:

Watching Jim and Pam best moments is my favorite way to pass time.

I just found out a close friend of mine modgey was cheating in Tarkov. After talking with him about why its such a bad idea, he laughed at me and had his discord group harass me. I hate that its come to this but I have ZERO tolerance for cheaters. Here's the discord livestream

one of many tragic tarkov stories so far this wipe

The amount of people believing misinformation about the election is laughable.

Emergency Press Conference - The Suits Shut Down wallstreetbets Chairman My prediction is tomorrow will be intergalactic for $amc $gme $nok (Im not a financial adviser. Don’t listen to me)

What am I supposed to do when I wake up at 5am on a Sunday? Read? I feel like I’ve been awake forever.

How is Sudafed over the counter? I feel like I shotgunned a Red Bull or something.

There is a beautiful peace that comes from relaxing in a freshly cleaned house.

I feel like Baby Keem dropped the best album this year and people still don’t know about it. I have unconsciously listened to this album, almost exclusively, for a week.

Feds can’t listen on my Cocomelon line.