“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

so bitch SAVE US

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura calls for the U.S. to pass a law requiring that when Congress votes to go to w-r, an immediate family member of each member of Congress must immediately be enlisted.

Apparently I make too much money to finance getting my car fixed. Sick.

i can assure you I did not dream of being in my current situation

This is a Batista & chimichanga appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Batista & chimichangas.

So it’s good for people to dance when their leaders die right? You like that? You think thats a good thing? For future reference

“Larry ain’t in heaven. Larry is down there, in hell.”

Happy birthday to the inventor of the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell, without him we would never have got the viral John Cena prank phone call.

I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?” “Brother, not even close.”

the Confederacy

This legitimately might be the most bulletproof argument EVER

And unlike Karl Malone, Magic City checks ID.

fork found in kitchen

Oba should dog walk Brock for the entire match. No twists, no turns, just straight belt to ass.

Big Dawg