Being British means when the barista gets your order wrong you don’t say anything, instead you take a Piriton so you don’t get ill!

Watching #PrimeTarget for the plot. The plot:

Gym crush came into work and properly introduced himself as he said he always see me! I’m thinking a June wedding!

Yesterday was my Monday, today is my Wednesday and tomorrow is my Friday! A little little four day weekend!

Very interesting exchange with my gym crush today! 🤔

Nothing can prepare you for hearing the #MarvelFanfare played live by orchestra. Disney Concerts #goosebumps

PB on chest press. Don’t leave me hanging! 👊

Loving that a little bit of sun has brought out the topless runners and workman! 👀

I think I might have to hand in my gay card! I just stopped a rogue football in the park and passed it back. On target! Am I straight now?

Hey E4. Can I ask why you are showing Home Alone 2 again? You know it’s May right?!

That watched pot is still not boiling. 🤞👀

I spoke too soon. Pot one is bubbling! 😬

I don’t know what is wrong with some people. Just had an altercation whilst waiting for a train. Physically I’m fine. But why did they have to pick on my biggest insecurity? 😔

End of a three-day weekend and I think I feel more tired than when I finished work on Friday!

Just gone to leave work and some **** has stolen my hoodie from the men’s cloakroom. Fitting end to what has been a shit week. 🤬

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Well this is an ungodly hour to be heading out for the day on my first day of annual leave!

Some guy at the gym asked me how I bench twice the weight he can! Day made.

Love getting daggers from this old guy in the gym locker room because I’m putting on some deodorant. My response is always to put on a little more!