You lost your job at Goodison Park

Has Dubai real estate finally jumped the shark

“Dumbest Pig of the Year” is a crowded field but this guy is quite the standout candidate

Lying in rap beef so fire bc if the lie crazy enough you can’t address or acknowledge it we still don’t know if Jay Z was really 36 in a karate class

RIP ☕️🧵

Literally every tweet on my TL is about drake this is a waking nightmare I need to get back to my own timezone asap

This is the restaurant equivalent of that Japanese soldier who spent 29 years hiding in the Philippines because he didn’t know the war was over

Impossibly , somehow, they’ve stepped it up a gear

omg they’re becoming french

Muller screaming “What the fuck” 💀😭😭

We’ve done it. We’ve found the best branding in the entire world

If she’s behind the counter that’s bossman bro I dunno what to tell you

These are two of the greatest sentences ever written in the English language

nine inch niles For relaxing times, make it Emperor of Good Times

Studying for 4 years and then ending up with this dingbat at your commencement

May it be the first domino of many

Josh Hawley k

Any stupid, manufactured generational conflict I feel toward Gen Z has been entirely obliterated by the bravery of these student protestors. As terrible as the present now, the conviction and honour these kids are displaying makes me hopeful for the future.

Democratic governor. Democratic mayor. Democratic super majorities in the state senate, state house, and city council.

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