First in my bloodline to abuse substances and still hold my morals together .

first in my bloodline to have esex

You’re sad because you’re not in the forest

never met an intelligent person who presented their views as absolute truth

I’m in the club throwing haymakers at fat bitches

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

i hope all men that are eaters have a good day

On my way to level up on the weekend ✨️🌿

⠀ へ ♡ ╱|、 ૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7 / ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵 乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ

The ideal male power fantasy is going through a fallen enemy's inventory and equipping their weapon.

If Mewgenics won’t get the Best Score and Music of the year I don’t know what will come after. How could a game to have every single soundtrack so good like this

funniest ability in this entire game

1 girl you genuinely like playing video games with is worth 100 bad bitches

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM HELP

all i’m asking from that new lord of the rings game is that i’m allowed to peacefully wander around on my horse. perhaps pick some flowers. perhaps even give aragorn a smooch

In the 1500s Germans developed the zweihander in reference to the video game dark souls 1

‘want me to stream my game’ i want to make you a stay at home husband

Happy 10 years of Stardew Valley thank you all you goblins, witches, forest folk and ghouls. 💚