This honky tonk version of Radiohead’s Creep is either the best or worst thing I’ve ever seen.

More of this sort of thing, please. HT @paulduanefilm

Hey Andy Bush i don’t know why it’s taken me so long to work out that you actually played for the toffees, before signing for Villa recently!

Starmer demolishes Johnson in front of Tory MPs stunned into silence: worth watching every minute

Angel of the Morph

Don't fall for the 'Deep-fry your money in batter' investment scam - that's how I frittered away all my savings.

You know when there’s a great game in the championship and the commentators say ‘it’s a great advert for the game’? Well they won’t be saying that about #SENEGY Worst game I’ve seen (so far) this weekend and I endured Maidenhead vs Eastleigh yesterday.

Shittest game I’ve seen all weekend. And I’ve endured Maidenhead vs Eastleigh. It’s so bad I wish both teams could lose #AFCON2021

Thomas Tuchal watching Kepa’s penalty. #CheLiv

Calvert-Lewin in Bits apparently after the game, didn’t even shower just threw his Stilettos straight in his Handbag and fucked off in his Juicy Couture training Tracksuit

my article in praise of Half Man Half Biscuit in the current The Oldie HMHB Lyrics Project Derek Pringle Sam Leith 🐝 @gidcoe Probe Records Mags Conway @HurricaneFilms

good morning

The man with a penis on his arm

Happy Birthday Paul Heaton from the loneliest, emptiest pub in Berkshire. Hope you’ve enjoyed your day and thank you for so many memorable moments down the years.

She looks like she's nodding one back to the keeper

"Brand" is one of those words that has 50 definitions. Sir John Hegarty cuts through the crap. #branding #marketing #brandscience

Perfect 👏 Andy Powell Alex Hinge

I’ve only just started watching Andy Powell but all I can say is Albania aren’t winning it this year.

Petition to ban people in pubs from asking ‘can I get…’ and replace it with the (some would say) more grammatically correct ‘could I please have…’ Yes. I’m old.

At some point in every one of our lives we ate our last packet of Brannigans Roast Beef & Mustard crisps and none of us even knew