I am playing this game Perceptor has told me about. I selected this little firey guy. I am curious how this works...

//Tailgate time

Oh. Uhm. Hello. I’m here now? I guess?

TAILGATE PARTY!!!!!!!!!! tailgate 🫧 Tailgate 🎊🎈🎁🎉🎊🍾🍾🎁🎊🎉🎁🎊🎉🎁🎊🎉🎊🎁🎉

I just tripped and dropped my ice cream cone 🥺

//dang it now I wanna do a Pokemon thread…

I’m soooooo boooooored

Watching quite literally the worst game known to man this is awesome

hey Megatron stop being so loud in bed, your neighbors are getting pissed and they're assuming it's me LOLOLOL

Owie

Tonights pretty woman iiiiiiis TAILGATE !! Janitor and waste management chief executive officer of the Autobots, she keeps the base clean of all kinds of pests ! Bacterias and Decepticons ! Except maybe for one con...

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON?

AW YAY THANK YOU :D

Oh my uhm that’s uhm wow uhm

Oh :(

//trying to think of a tailgate event hrmmmmmm…

People should be nice to devastator actually he doesn’t seem that bad.

I uhm have something to announce but I’m kinda super nervous about it uhm

Uhm… hello…! I don’t… know where I am…