Jenna ortega x Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Me listening to my husband reading weird laws out loud: "I say this with love, shut the fuck up."

I'm not a leo but I cackled.

*sobbing* 3,7,9.

For the next month I will be denying any requests I don't feel like doing due to it being Hispanic heritage month. Thank you in advance.

Someone else said: “Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves. Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.” And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.

Preparing to say goodbye to my perfect baby angel and I cannot stop crying.

1393 give that back

My perfect boy.

I do not begrudge anyone their happiness when it comes to their babies. I just try not to cry when in their joy they start asking me why I don't have a baby yet.

"Dear Linus" thesecretlifeofpandas.com/2024/11/25/dea…

For the first time in my life I'm excited for gravy and that's only because I have a roast turkey shaped gravy bowl and I need to use it.

Look I know that I already saw who won best in show, but I missed the whole dog show and so now I need to catch up. #Dogsgiving

Just one year I want the Chow to win best in group at least.

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Happy new year. ❤️🎉wishing the very best for everyone this coming year.

Party City is going out of business. I swooped in like a vulture for 75% off costumes and accessories.

Thanks, you sweet bot.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?