Wow.

This is a real tweet.

This is 100% true.

This is creepy as f** k.

Hey Costco how many times do you think this has happened?

If you wear a T-shirt with a emblem , logo or catch phrase on it… that means that you want me to talk about it with you. I’ll oblige. Hell yeah, let’s talk about it.

Not gonna lie, I’ve seen 7-8 of the fast and furious movies.

Hey Matthew Berry I’m on a different level right now for fantasy. Send people my way if they want to win their league.

Is pitch black the only movie of Vin Diesels that we all universally agree kicks ass?

You have to applaud the time management skills.

Wow. Just saw that Carson Daly is still alive. Who knew?

Look at your hands. Do they look different than they did 10 years ago?

Me and who?

Roof collapsed. In debt. 🤞

Dying.

Save yourself a lot of hassle and don’t use Booking.com Booking.com Public Affairs. They won’t give me back my money for a cancelled room and blamed the hotel instead. Booking.com sorry that my partners mother went to the emergency and we had to be there. Soulless company.