This is just a brilliant story, however it's the last 4 words that take it onto an even higher level for me. No spoliers, read it, but I bet you weren't expecting "and a ....." x.com/_youhadonejob1…

DADS. Get revenge on your children by running into their rooms at 4am to ask if you can open your Father’s Day presents. (via @guy_parsons)

Drink! Feck! Girls! Brexit!

Earlier than usual, here’s this week’s cartoon:

I get this everyday: ‘You’re colourblind? So how can you see traffic lights?’ Are we raising a generation who think colourblindness is the inability to see top, middle and bottom?

FT | Swindon Town 3-2 Macclesfield FC (C) What a game. What a finish! We emerge victorious on opening day thanks to Michael Doughty’s dramatic hat-trick! #STFC

I'm finally cutting out the Nike logos out of my Nike pillow case!

Happy Colour Blind Awareness day! I recently discovered that there are more than 3 colours in a rainbow (not convinced!) and I see things like the top right photos (which look the same as top left to me). #colourblindawarenessday #colorblindawarenessday #colorbind #colourblind

It's still not as good as the time Swindon came from 4-1 down to win 6-4 at Birmingham.

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This is a complete joke how can both teams be wearing such similar kit. I haven’t got a clue who’s who. #EXEvR92 ColourBlindAwareness 🇺🇦 🌻 Rugby on TNT Investec Champions Cup Nigel Owens MBE

GET INNNN!!!! [1-2] #STFC 🔴

Swindon fans! We are going to give away one of the 1989 retro shirts for FREE to one lucky retweeter! Available now from terracelife.co/stfc89! To enter, simply retweet and follow us! Winner drawn after pre-order ends on Monday! #stfc

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

Feel for you

#LARvBAT not sure how a direct shoulder to the chin with no bend at the hips is play on 🤷🏼‍♀️ awful refereeing

And her party will hand back their donations from Russian donors?

In this heat don't forget to leave a bowl of piss out for Bear Grylls

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