Closed mouths don’t get fed. Ask for what you want or suffer in silence.

We listening to everything Kabza, everything Maphorisa and everything Scorpion Kings this entire week.

We got Scorpion Kings this weekend, Fontein the following week. Soundset the week after. Mind you this is just what I can think from the top of my head. We are so back. 🫡🙏🏾

lower interest rates, free education, regulated realty and real estate, unions for the entertainment and creative industry, criminalization of atchaar and pap, and the rightful fatality of senile corrupt politicians.

I freed the nipple at Major League Gardens once, my boobs nearly fell off that night. At Scorpion Kings I'm not playing those games. Going there fully clothed to enjoy the vibes.

They never had a pretty girl from Jo'burg

Andi Mbhele(Madlala) and her maid of honor Sanelisiwe Mbambo are no longer friends? A year after umshado and you and your maid of honour anisazwani? That must hurt aibo.

Also Sphe Mkhize, the makeup artist, and her husband divorced? Aibo indaba yemshado yase Thekwini iyasibisa.

Notes Mlambo and Siyamthanda Ndamase also broke off their friendship? They were so inlove with each other. Also Notts Mlambo's weightloss is so, I hope it's not the O.

Onezwa is also soo skinny. Is it the O??? Sana her weighloss was so rapid, yenze ngala pace yale kaShimza 😭

They're no longer jealous of the bm being married by childless men, they low-key want to be bms now🫰

Everything Stunna too. Listened to Notumato today and it did something to me

Everything Stunna too. Listened to Notumato today and it did something to me

You don’t know shit about fuck

I can now believe she's a pastor kid

SA Sports Awards.🥂

Zero skips.

A game of 2 halves. Not a great 1st half, they were throttling us & we spent most of it on the back foot; credit to Orbit. Credit to Ouaddou for making those changes that saw the midfield becoming more active. On a positive note, we’ve entered the Top 8 after fighting relegation

The subtle art of not giving a f*ck/the 5am club.