The new pope needs to be someone who is a devout Catholic, capable of making long nonsensical speeches about all kinds of bollocks, preferably with a history of sexual abuse. Think I know just the guy.

FUCKING HELL #lufc

Jayden Boyle has been fucking awesome this season. His performance in that 45 has been sublime and just about sums his year up. Brilliant stuff #lufc

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#lufc #PremierLeague #LeedsUnited

Saw this and thought shit he’s doing a song with Finn that would be class

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Champions. We deserved that #lufc

🏆 CHAMPIONS AGAIN OLÉ OLÉ!!!

🏆 From Wembley agony to champions!

🤍 WE ARE MASSIVE!

Hey Grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile

Arriva North East, you might want to educate this bus driver who pulled out infront of me, flashed me then and tells me, "It's the law that you stop for me." Highway code rule 223 does not give him the right to pull out and expect everyone to slam on their brakes.

If you want to come to Deadmeet festival on Saturday, there are precisely 81 tickets left. I’ve just checked. Tickets are £49 and for that you get 13 hours of comedy, podcasts, wrestling, music, and loads of other mad shit across 5 stages. The line up is killer. Don’t miss it.

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The 🐐is on tour again

Due to an intense motorbike accident I’m currently laid up not being able to move. Fitting as the author likes to sit around as well Freddy Quinne