Here comes the gavel. He has trapped himself. He doesn’t like the abortion issue BUT he appointed the 3 Judges who OVERTURNED Roe v Wade. Can’t have both #Debate2024

Great bait Kamala Harris! #Debate2024

She knows she hooked him. #Debate2024

As SOON as she mentioned his rallies: she hooked him and now he is worried about eating cats… #Debate2024

He. Is. Agitated. #Debate2024

This is what “lost the plot” looks like. #Debate2024

Another bait! Watch the fireworks. #Debate2024

“Weak!” Another bait. It’s like a fishing day out here. #Debate2024

Oh no. The race debate has entered the room. #debate2024

She signed it “Childless Cat Lady” It’s ooooooverrrrrr…. #taylorswift

#CalledIt #TaylorSwift

This is known in politics as “a bad sign.”

If you know me- you know this is EXTREMELY true: I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT

Today I felt cool. I went for a walk and heard a beep from my cool fanny pack and remembered it was my cool bird watching app notifying me that a cool Black Winged Chickadee was at the feeder. Like I said, cooool. 🤦🏼‍♀️

This might be the most embarrassing tweet of all time but: how does one watch the Mormon wife tv phenomenon thingy?. #omg #icant

My anxiety is manifesting in a #JakeGyllenhall only binge. I’ve seen almost all but would love to know: what is your favorite Gylly role? #ThisBringsMeComfortDontJudge

How I know I’m getting older: I found a Soup cookbook I didn’t know I had and I did a little happy dance in my kitchen. Alone. Whilst screaming the word: SOUP!

No lie

You tell me what you saw. Cause I saw a N*zi salute.

My friend got a Derek Lam dress at a thrift store and I called it a Derek Slam and I just felt everybody should know about this.