DK actually stands for discord kitten

20k likes on possibly the most media illiterate take of all time

me wearing the dusty scarf during judgement hall but he can’t do shit because I spared everyone else

Want to get into Dexter just so I can see wtf Doakes deal is

Was watching JAWS with my mom and I don’t think she liked when I said it came out 50 years ago

Handbuff hunter AAECAR8E8aUGjsEG74IHsYcHDamfBPKlBv+lBpKmBoS/Bs7ABtnABrfBBvfJBrzhBvr8Bq+SB+KWBwAA

Just got done watching A Clockwork Orange and what a pointless movie. Please never watch it if you have any respect for film as a medium.

you fell for obvious laughbait bro. i love you

eat a W

Deleting social media until I’m done playing silksong, brb.

"Deathless" Silksong starts NOW. twitch.tv/tonyztank

I love admitting when I’m wrong bc it gives me a break from always being right like finally

showering at night is so sexy and clean and self care vibes. showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?

you camp because its optimal for your character. i camp because i am scared. we are not the same.

Skattebo went into the tent to coach Jaxson through the concussion test.

Only the Giants can beat an undefeated teams, lose to an 0-4 team and blow out the defending champs within a 11 day span

Preparing the greatest "vaxxed?" Tweet to ever be tweeted.