Back to writing about stepmothers, mothers and related sociopaths. Daily life updates got me smh.

Just deleted 4000 old emails. Sure there was something in one of them keeping me alive.

I roll my eyes more now at 53 than I did when I was 10. And I was a professional eye-roller at that age despite my father’s threats to wipe me off the planet if I kept it up. #foolsdontchange

Missing my momma.

This = amazing.

Love my crystals but 😬 nytimes.com/2022/06/03/opi…

Shredding is a full-time job.

Watching videos on repairing dry wall. Not how I envisioned my adult life but I own and I am my father’s daughter.

I do not have enough crystals for this. #cynicalwitch nypost.com/2022/06/09/may…

How many times can I use the word “broken” at work?

PDX with Tonya Canada @nrthwstlady @cliffspdx @ Portland, Oregon instagram.com/p/Ch2BNFSr70g/…

nypost.com/2022/09/07/fra…

Two tech bros having a mentor/mentee “check in” next to me at lunch. I would fire them both for being annoying and literally talking about a nothing project on a slack/lateral/impact/platform/change/bullshit/garbage/meta/snapshot.

Energy spent to carve and discard this iconic cup is probably equal to a polar bear.

I would rather die than Zoom so I guess this is goodbye.

“Decline” button on work phone is extremely satisfying.

Someone tried to drag me with the “maybe you’ve found some gravitas in your work” BS again but then the auto-correct said “maybe you farted in your work” and I know my mother (RIP) is cackling as hard as I am.

People sending shitty fake-upscale chocolate arriving today. I win.

via The New York Times why is food so messy? nytimes.com/2023/05/18/din…

Harvard love.