Fans of Scotch Beef are in for a treat with the launch of Scotch Beets Hot Sauce, the first-ever hot sauce designed specifically to be paired with Scotch Beef. The hot and spicy sauce was created in collaboration with Tom's Sauces and is made using locally sourced ingredients.

We've had to suspend any sauce and jerky deliveries to Northern Ireland because of BrexShit. Too many customers getting parcels with custom demands (if they get the parcel at all). Sorry sauce fans!

Sad but not surprised to see that the new Scottish Government @scotfooddrink scheme to support food & drink businesses is heavily focused on massive firms. A very myopic approach as usual. "Where it is second nature to produce, buy, serve & eat fresh, healthy food" Ha!

I'm not here to tell Denis Villeneuve how to do his job, but the man missed a trick with this one, and I'd only want 5% of the profits.

Well someone's hungry for hot sauce! 😋🌶️🔥💥🥵 Special delivery for Monday PLUS a very exciting announcement!

How's this for a weird humblebrag - back when I was an illustrator, I designed the logo for the H2O TV show. Found the first sketch of it while having a clear out of artwork.

How's this for a weird humblebrag - back when I was an illustrator, I designed the logo for the H2O TV show. Found the first sketch of it while having a clear out of artwork.

Super excited to announce that we are now distributed by the fine folks over at Greencity Wholefoods! 🎉🥳 You'll seen be seeing us pop-up on shelves of new cafés, delis, restaurants, and other purveyors of delicious food!

Litre tubs of Scotch Bonnet Hot Sauce you say? Interesting...

Hey you fine followers, does anyone know of a commercial kitchen for rent or sharing in Glasgow?

Labelling up the new batch of spicy, peppery Ghost Hot Sauce. Damn it's good. 👻😋🤯

Uh-oh! Looks who's back (for one last batch!)

For 10 million dollars I’ll stand on your front lawn myself in a white bathrobe with a big hose, smoking a cigar and drinking a beer. This is a special discounted limited one time offer good til Christmas Day.

Don't suppose anyone recognises this print? It's been on my walls through a few house moves and I'm stumped. Possibly someone called Raid something?