OFFICIAL: The word ozil has been added to the dictionary. Meaning: ozil ( assist) - Ozilation ( assistance). e.g: May I ozil you.

I never know what to get Jesus for his birthday.

@skullmonkeydub what a jol last night at Joeblicksem !

RT this plus follow ur dear Joeblicksem to WIN 2 tickets to tonites event ft. @HAEZER & Niskerone! R100 entrance fee, RT & it could be free?

FACT: Lord Bendtner has scored more goals than Messi Ronaldo Zlatan Neymar and Bale combined in year 2014.

@kylenoome_94 the leaning tower of kylé! Haha what a student card, best.

On sunday I slept for 18 hours, monday 14, and I still don't feel okay after RAM :/ I hope my soul is bruised with #RAM forever :D

Less than 300 tickets remaining for #AFuckingASA Stellenbosch show, get in or lose out. plankton.mobi or buy cash from KLT ASAP!

What time are you guys meant to be hitting the stage?? Asking Alexandria #SoFuckingAmped RAM Touring #AFuckingACPT

Come on arsenal #gunningforthecup rykie rautenbach 🇿🇦

"Football Funnys: Walcott and Gibbs pic.x.com/m25yAsrogg" rykie rautenbach 🇿🇦

"Football Funnys: Bendtner pic.x.com/Ns9Y3Aswpz" rykie rautenbach 🇿🇦

"Football Funnys: Loyalty.... pic.x.com/GckFg9vpdq" rykie rautenbach 🇿🇦 #heavy maybe that's the problem? Jack and aaron can fix it!

Luis Suarez is now not only the most hated man in Africa but also now Italy. He doesn't deserve success. #SSFootball

#MadeInSA5 Rob Forbes you know you're south african when you use the word awe in any situation and in response to any question

"Guy Codes: Picky people are like... pic.x.com/NDzEJ3Vtlb" rykie rautenbach 🇿🇦 I think you know someone like that?