9th April. The magnum opus of theme park shitposting. Be there. Tyler Jai Markwell youtu.be/CoJMTAlyRW8

This is happening in 2 hours time, best of luck!

It's out. youtu.be/rGefK-rp9ak

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Been visiting Paultons for about 15 years, I'm so glad that Tornado Springs and Storm Chaser turned out so well, absolutely incredible addition, cant wait to come back

Oh boy 1. I've been in railway engineering for a year (more fun than it sounds) 2. I design scare attractions and themed attractions (exactly as fun as it sounds) 3. I played men's-level hockey aged 14 (terrifying) Good luck Tyler Jamie Jai Markwell

This ride is frankly silly and, for that, I respect it massively

Wow I can't wait to ride The Smiler at Alton Towers Resort this Scarefest. I really hope it hasn't been closed for the past two weeks. If it has I'm sure the park would put a notice on their website to tell guests ahead of time, otherwise I'd be heartbroken! 🙃

Well fuck me sideways Thorpe, that's a banger, well played

Yeah... I get the #FLYPE. Rookburgh is beyond words, Fly is great and the whole package is second to none.

So with Nemesis Alton Towers Resort getting a retrack, how about getting new trains with these lights too? Make them red and you would have the best looking night-ride in the country! Photo Credit: fabh.adventures on Instagram and Facebook.

To my tiny audience, Watch this when it comes out, its a corker. Sincerely, He who forgets he has twitter.

Say hello to Rollercoaster Races... A new game I've come up with which sees groups of thoosies speedrunning a list of theme park rides, fastest wins. Got it? Good. Watch it here: youtube.com/watch?v=jWQRU_…

Every single ride in this photo is currently closed.

Good god its still insane

Actually in shock that I have a) seen this ride and b) visited whilst it was open, feel like I should buy a lottery ticket

Call me a monastery the way my monks walk or something idk

Reinstalled this garbage app to brag about the enormous paychecks this thing definitely gets me. No word of a lie. See my article in the daily mail next week

Explain to me why the maze that got me the most tense all year is at Bucks Rail Centre. Only their 2nd year of doing a scary Halloween event and they've set themselves up very nicely, truly unique.