I can taste it

Hard at work, captured by @georgeygriff

Opening a superglue tube with your teeth... would not reccomend... for future reference toothpaste does not get superglue off your teeth.

When the tea bags at your digs are earl grey 😞

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Whens the album out? #albumstofuckto

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Why is Tesco covent garden selling pool noodles?

Turns out, if you want to clear a bar in 2022, just play ENTER SHIKARI

Do you think every single musical in the UK is doing the same Eurovision Song Contest warm up today?

No wine glasses in the digs... Wolverhampton is going to be a week.

It's 2022 and people still trying to make phone calls on the train, and re enact the sketch from trigger happy TV 🙄

My digs landlord is clearly a psychopath as its blue fairy liquid by the sink, not the green one that civilised people use.

Flights from London City Airport are comedy. Flights delayed by 30 mins. Everyone in suits having a melt down. I'm watching benidorm with not a single fuck to give.

Not the neck pillows for a 1hr flight

"4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing...."

Another unstable digs landlord, this time its pomegranate and grapefruit washing up liquid. Yet to see any wine glasses too...

Finally digs with some camp wine glasses

PSA Please stop buying these wine glasses. Sick of having digs with them