That's just speed running the middle part of a 15-20 year career in tech

Once we missed that third down open ish TD opportunity, I got to work around the house. Dishes, picking up stuff, etc. I've seen this play. My heart needs rest (like literally, medically)

Re: the Huskers, the morning after. I have been telling people we'll get to 6 wins and a bowl this year. But the reality of having to actually see those losses happen like that is still no fun. I think the key is to be nowhere near within 1 score near the end of the game.

After watching the Netflix quarterback series, I can still hear Kirk cousins groan wherever he gets hit

Without fail, another hilariously bad take about how to raise family/do business/live life/etc and my first response is always "I thought I had that guy muted"

You know how when you're at fast food place you have extra napkins on your tray but you already grabbed some? Take them with you. Put them in glove box, drawer at home, box in the garage, a random bag in your closet, wherever. Now, you don't worry about store running out of TP

I'm banning the folding words from my house: "Chat, I'm cooking!"

Patrick Mahomes getting tested by the league tomorrow. Unreal performance this drive

This is the first MLS season in which more than a third of players have had Total Compensation of > $500k. public.tableau.com/views/MLSWages…

Nebraska hosts FCS foe Houston Christian Saturday—a matchup seen as a slight step up from Akron. HCU’s offense leans on concepts the Huskers have already faced, giving NU’s defense a chance to sharpen assignments before Michigan. Houston Christian O breakdown 🧵:

Just about the tail end of peak color hiking around Smithville Lake in Missouri The Foliage Report

Dad called. "IT question" he says. "Yes this is the IT department how can I help you today?" I said. He says he needs help transferring apps from one ipad to another. I'm like, Dad you only have 1 ipad. He said no. No time to explain. We need to act fast. <thread>