It was me. I am the space aliens 👽

I could get behind this

Feel like pure shit, just want my curry back 🥲

bartenders should tell you if there’s no lime when you order a tequila shot and not after they’ve poured it and charged you

in today's news of unexpected things to happen, I'm getting interviewed by BBC Radio this evening to talk about grassroots badminton and our recovery from the pandemic ✨🏸

Listen to me fumbling about badminton from 1:40:25 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

Proud to have contributed to this and to continue supporting grassroots badminton and LGBTQ+ representation in sport 🏸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Don’t think my dog likes his hat…

Not my boyfriend’s gran saying we’re like twins 😭

Wordle 214 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Come @ me words 👊🏼

I like my men how I like my ice cream

Got down with some beez 🐝 love my job 😂

🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟥🟩🟩🟩🟧🟩 Percentile: 99🟩 datcreativity.com

My Tesco wrapped telling me why I haven’t been able to buy a property in London 🥑

Im going to Eurovision 😭😭😭

can’t believe I’ve spent 54 hours of my life doing a perfect clear of Jedi Survivor, only to be shafted by the last achievement I needed which would mean having to start a new save and get considerably through the game again 🙃

So happy with tonight’s result that I will be adding crowd member that cheered for our girlies and booed those boys onto my CV #BBUK