Andys man club doing a charity pub crawl end of the month and promised my pal that if he buys the costumes il grow my hair out and shave a soul patch for shaggy and scooby

Its mad how much watching bill and ted 1 or 2 can help switch my shitty mood😂

🖤🖤

Gonna be bashing the 26s all day😎😂

"You wanna be like your dad then bend over"😭😭😂😂

Sat in the local with all the site lads and a hsm2 songs comes out. I felt like spongebob with the goofy goobers track

Tommy Robinson makes me ashamed to be a coke head.

The Green Party: “let’s tax billionaires” Lads who make 30k a year:

Think i might ruin my life and start using this again🥰

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.

Sagging ur pants for them to not even reach the ankles is madness

*flirting* u can stab me btw

Started playing pub darts to keep myself out of trouble but it turns out theyre all just 60 yr old degenerates and i love it😂

Will Smith doing a show called pole to pole but its just explaining his wifes dating history

Is it cause im nearly 30 or is it normal to have a mega crush on kelly clarkson