Join me, Keiko Agena, Todd Lowe, and the Remarkist family as we watch Season 4 Episode 21 (“Last Week Fights, This Week Tights”) with you and other #GilmoreGirls fans in real time. This Friday, July 2nd at 5:30 PM PT. Info at remarkist.com. See you there!

Sundays starting 7/11! Gold Diggers 5632 Santa Monica Blvd. 90038 6pm- ??? First gig in 18 months!

First of what hopes to be several Sundays. Teelo & Friends. Come watch us tear up what used to be the seediest strip club in East Hollywood. Gold Diggers 5632 Santa Monica Blvd 90038

Nice to be back in Stars Hollow for a quick minute!

Of the many addictive rabbit holes you can disappear down on the internet, the most pleasurable is 'Norm MacDonald chat show appearances'. Thanks for all the laughs Norm, very sorry to see you go.

I will walk away from a bitch if they says Paul ain’t sexy, but John is. (I won’t, I’ll hang around. But I’ll know in the back of my head they’re stupid and wrong.)

Kick me in the mind! Every time I’m going by that fancy stationary store I’m buying a pen. I’m tired of tweeting late night ideas.

John Mulaney should take over the reign(s) of Lorne whenever Lorne decides to get ousted. Every time he’s on it’s good.

It’s an hour later than it should be, and I haven’t really eaten dinner. I’m gonna have a baked potato in 50-70 minutes. Who’s with me?

How do you console an English teacher? There, their, they’re

Teelo! Dang it, not Todd Lowe. That’s my band name. But yes! Both Teelo and Todd will be at Americana Fest in Nashville throwing down a tight 30 minute set of originals. I have 24 minutes ready, mixed with 2 mins of chaos and 240 seconds of hot trash! Stoked!

So if you’re gonna spend $25 to $30 bucks on the “VIP” treatment at the car wash. And you get to choose a scent for air freshener. Does anybody not ask for “new car scent”? What other scent would you frikkin choose? Pine?

Yo. I’ll tag anyone who Venmo’s me a nickel for a blue checkmark. Help me, please?!!

From the bottom up- 6 albums to get you back from Grass Valley, CA to Los Angeles driving through the night 🤪

Looking forward to some cool weather in Connecticut this weekend!

2 more days!