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Toby Wood

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Proud Peterborian ⚽️🏏🍺💿🎶😃 #pufc @PeterboroughCS inaugural Peterborough poet laureate - Beware … most of X Twitter is bolleaux …

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Knock knock …. “Good morning Madam, is your name Diane Cook? “Yes, that’s me and I’ve got a son called Calum …” “Do you give your son Calum some vodka to put in his lunchbox?” “Yes …” “Have you heard of something called care proceedings …?” #DimOrWhat

Knock knock …. “Good morning Madam, is your name Diane Cook? “Yes, that’s me and I’ve got a son called Calum …” “Do you give your son Calum some vodka to put in his lunchbox?” “Yes …” “Have you heard of something called care proceedings …?” #DimOrWhat