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Flat Toby’s Adentures

@tobyflat

Flat Toby, the 2-dimensional version of 4-dimensional cynicism, and his adventures. You read my tweets in his voice. My weird toes are a thing.

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#FlatToby & #FlatKevin were locked in a cabinet but they still captained a commercial regional prop plane out of Orlando, Ecuador, and Portland. Yes, they flew an FAA approved flight simulator and had an absolute blast. No actual flat dudes but hey…they were on board. #ceo

#FlatToby & #FlatKevin were locked in a cabinet but they still captained a commercial regional prop plane out of Orlando, Ecuador, and Portland. Yes, they flew an FAA approved flight simulator and had an absolute blast. No actual flat dudes but hey…they were on board. 

#ceo
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#FlatToby & #FlatKevin are at The Scorpions show tonight. Opening act, Thundermother. They are fantastic. @tobyballNH Kevin Flynn @larabricker Rebecca Lavoie @crimewriterson

#FlatToby & #FlatKevin are at The Scorpions show tonight. Opening act, Thundermother. They are fantastic.

@tobyballNH <a href="/kevinpflynn/">Kevin Flynn</a> @larabricker <a href="/reblavoie/">Rebecca Lavoie</a> @crimewriterson
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#FlatToby & #FlatKevin are headbanging… Y’all remember The Winds of Change podcast? That FLATFELLAS are living your reviews. @tobyballNH Kevin Flynn @larabricker Rebecca Lavoie @crimewriterson

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Yes, I’m in my 90s. Yes, I appear to be trending on Twitter. And yes, last time I checked, I’m still here. Have a great Sunday everyone.

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Just so everyone is clear, Brian Frosh, Former Attorney General of Maryland is not only sleepwalking in his own department, he’s also a shitty politician, and a complete asshole. Today a legal brief cited a tweet by rabia O'chaudry — seriously. What a lazy dickbag…