Me and who?

I woke up and immediately went to war, and I don't even care to elaborate more than that lmao

Y'all's leather jackets don't look like you could survive falling off a motorcycle and I'on like dat

I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop waving at the fucking bartender

I love when a girl gives me the ick

This the male version of “omg I should of let him take me out”

Smells like summer outside

Brunson sent that man to Afghanistan

My worst dreams these days I'm just asking people what they want to drink the entire dream -__-

Hating on wack shit together.

White refugees is crazy

Garbage time in the 3rd quarter is crazy

Me screaming "Y'ALL DIDN'T RAISE A BITCH, I'MA FINISH IT" when my grandma protested about how much whisky her husband just poured me

Do we have a word for the person that makes people Eskimo sisters?

SOMEONE GET ME THAT HALIBURTON SCREENSHOT RIGHT NOW

This is how today felt

Liquor won this night!!! Big Lil Saint HarlemShakeAtYourWake saving my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How it ended vs How it started

thought this was Troy Ave

Waiting for everyone to put their dick away so I can swing on everybody in this fucking bathroom