Nope, I’m a public school teacher

NOW WHO DID THIS TO POOR FRANKLIN?! 😒😭

I must give off big mom energy bc my students are always shocked when they find out I don’t have kids 😂 One told me I should give them fidgets every day to keep and I said I’m not made of money. He goes, “that’s what MOM stands for!” Me: Okay, but I’m not a mom. Him:

Survived the first week of school AND I’M DOING JUST GREAT!

Changed behavior is the most authentic apology.

Please do not offer me ANYTHING pumpkin spice. I’m not one of them. 😮‍💨

I’m so glad the migraines have eased up (for the moment, don’t worry, they’ll be back) cause the way I needed a glass of wine tonight 😮‍💨

I’m not a person who holds onto anger. It’s rare that anger seeps its way into my subconscious. Even when someone really does me dirty, eventually I can let it go. So the fact that I dreamt about telling my nephew’s mom all about herself last night is telling. Whew 😭

My nephew had guacamole for the first time tonight (my brother is deathly allergic to avocado so they never eat it). Now he’s like, I want this every time we get Mexican! 😂 I had to explain it’s an “auntie or grandma only” food lol

The law states that one must share whenever it graces the TL. You’re welcome.

Wearing a tube top to lift weights is certainly an…interesting choice

TURN THIS UP 🔥🔥🔥

The first day of school was last Monday. I did laundry the night before. That laundry finally got taken out of the dryer TODAY 😂😂😂

Three’s Company Brat Pack NEIU Tweethearts Fish + Dove + Garcia

Today a student I was testing told me that they have autism & ADHD (like I didn’t know 😭 so cute), & it makes a lot of things difficult for them. I told them that I understand because I also have autism/ADHD & the way this child lit up! ✨ REPRESENTATION MATTERS ✨

Well, we’ve hit the first migraine of the school year. But almost 2 weeks in? I gotta say, NOT BAD! My body came through! 🤣

Let’s see your glow up transformation? 26 vs 41 Definitely older, but so much better 😂

Aspercreme didn’t do shit for whatever the fuck I did to my back swimming yesterday, but this BioFreeze has got me feeling GOOOOOOD