1/6th of our teachers are out today, so we're all subbing, including the APs and registrar. Meanwhile, our school president continues to insist that we don't need outside subs. 😒

student complained that I called her out in class and promptly texted home. parent calls admin, who calls me. I call parent & do damage control and apologize to student later. "oh, nbd, I knew what you meant. we're cool. " Then why snitch?

Tomorrow is senior prank day and there are rumors that they plan to park in the teacher's parking spots. We plan to come armed with chalk paint to decorate their windows if this happens. What should we write on their car windows?

I wrote 34 college recommendation letters for seniors. It's the last few days of school for the seniors and I printed the letters & gave each of them the letter I wrote. Only ONE has thanked me. ONE. I'm trying to focus so hard on that one ... the other 33 are pissing me off.

Parent A called parent B to complain about me. Parent B defended me and told A that their kid is lucky to have me as a teacher.

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You're welcome.

I've been crying about the news in Uvalde. Teachers, please take extra care of yourselves tonight. I imagine I'm not the only educator shaken up over this.

It's my final day at my school before I move on. What song should I play as I walk out?

I DID NOT FIGHT IN A GODDAMN WAR AND GET SHOT AT FOR NO REASON TO COME HOME TO THIS NONSENSE DO BETTER IM OUT.

Anyone else starting summer break with a #StrangerThings marathon?

At a baseball game and the hype video referenced grit. Thanks to education buzzwords, I started twitching.

He's a 10 but steals your flair pens #teacherlife

Just finished the first few days of inservice and am so thankful for wine, greys on Netflix, and my husband and dogs. How is the rest of #teachertwitter ?

Sitting in a waiting room for a chiro appointment. There is a video of an interview a doctor in the practice (not the one I see) explaining why chiro is a good treatment. Dude, I'm in your waiting room. I'm already sold. Put on the elevator music.