I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world. A nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully." "We are not just whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts." - Hunter S. Thompson

Before you get your “WW3” jokes off—people will die. People will die from US made bombs while we sit untouched and watch through our phones. That is the problem. That is why your joke isn’t fucking funny. Keep it.

last week, you were told that you should support a regime change war in Iran in part to support women's rights this week, one of Israel's "preventative" air strikes in Iran hit a girls' elementary school killing 40 little girls and counting

Reddit Reich

Anytime I try to make my ostensibly newly curly hair curl:

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

Oh shit Ollie Kirk’d me

This is like an Ouija Board to specifically summon Bourdain and no one else

Some of you didn’t grow up dusting wood furniture with an old T-shirt and Pledge and it shows.

hboparamountmax+ in 2027 when u try to rewind 10 secs on an episode

Yea I’m goin extra for the boys’ Dr Seuss spirit week

Me roughly every 28 days:

need someone to do this to me

murdering these 165 little girls was necessary to protect the rights of women, says a nation run by a cadre of ancient pedophiles and its cabinet of rapists, wife-beaters, professional incels, and basement-dwelling porn addicts who spend all day tweeting “your body, my choice”

The I FUCKIN HAAAAAAAATE YOU admin

That galaxy in conjunction with the moon right as totality ended makes an unlikely juxtaposition from two objects 38 million light years apart. I thought this gave the event such an incredible perspective. Get the fine art print for a short time: cosmicbackground.io/pages/ea_the-t…

Everyone get ready to toast their Ezekiel bread!