Watched One Day on Netflix. So good, but if they just had a PGA game on some console life would’ve been simpler.

I think dentists are bad at marketing cause they only work in word of mouth

The year is 2043. One bedroom condos cost $3.2 million but it’s okay because raspberries are on sale at IGA for $78.00.

I should get a tax break for being dumb and ugly

Is there a stronger immune system than a comedian sharing a microphone with 56 other comedians per week?

If there’s anything this solar eclipse proves it’s that Bonnie Tyler still has it

Tragedy + Time!... is the topic everyone has to write one new joke about on tonight's Comedy Lab show. JUST FOR LAUGHS recording artist Viveth K hosts. 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com

He must’ve seen my thread about connecting to my printer

Tonight! Winnipeg Comedy Festival vet Viveth K hosts Newbie Tuesday with all these not-so-newbie guests! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com

My Olympic take: Canada is red

Idk what senior discount will become by the time I get there but it’s probably something along the lines of opting out of YouTube ads or priority seating in the flux capacitor