Hey Mike Rahlmann another Schulte update for you.

“What’s your MIDDLE name?” “Duck.”

Tim Walz was an REI hire.

The “fuck your feelings” crowd is going through some things…

You can't deny their championship pedigree, but #Crew96 has outscored LAFC 10-3 in the last 3 games. And taken 2⃣ trophies.

LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR HISTORY ☝️

We should never get that drunk again.

Bernie ❌oreno went to ❌ichigan. Go Bucks: store.sherrodbrown.com/products/stop-…

Any sports fan recognizes the sight of a washed-up athlete missing over and over again while his fans yell at the refs

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

The Republicans have a supermajority in the Ohio statehouse Ohio has a Republican governor Ohio has a Republican AG Ohio has a Republican Secretary of State Springfield’s mayor is a Republican Republicans do everything in this state except take responsibility.

*You’re Harvard of the west my ass

“I do want to answer your question because you did ask it.” J.D. Vance OR Jesse Gemstone

Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal. No, no - it was just some ice cream.

the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale

The Trumpcession is off to a strong start.

I was in the 3rd row of the red seats behind home plate at Riverfront Stadium. It was glorious.

Yeah, ok.