It sucks that Charlie Kirk isn’t around to see that he got a pedophile elected.

Barron Trump’s social awkwardness might be explained by the fact that his mom had sex with Jeff Epstein.

Buttigieg: In a country that amended its constitution so you could not purchase a beer and then realized it was a bad idea and amended it back, surely we can have an amendment clarifying that a corporation is not a person and money is not speech.

.Rep. Ro Khanna and I have tried to keep the Epstein files from being political. The Democrats want to make it about Trump, and the Republicans want to make it about the Clintons. We want to make it about the survivors and getting them justice and transparency.

The numbers everybody was waiting for are in: Puppy Bowl 12.5 million TPUSA 4.5 million I asked Grok for an image of a sad Kid Rock with happy puppies.

The Banality of Evil applies to the Epstein Class.

Billy Madison was released 31 years ago. The infamous trivia decathlon was almost cut for being too absurd. Test audiences loved it. The studio realized the movie worked best when it leaned fully into stupidity instead of trying to ground itself.

Ed Gallrein might as well be Ed Gein. #ProtectThomasMassie

Why is there is a Laken Riley Act but not a Virginia Giuffre Act?

Do I support James Talarico’s run for the Senate in TX? You bet I do. Do I believe Texans will elect him? Nope. Texans elected Cruz, Cornyn, Paxton, and Abbott REPEATEDLY. They’re the dumbest, most ignorant, and self-destructive voters in all of America. Absolute troglodytes.

As a Floridian of nearly 40 years, Florida says “hold my beer.”

I know about 18,400 government lawyers in Florida who would like a word about their compensation… FWIW, I’d be very happy to teach a two-hour course if anyone has an extra $100,000 to hire me

We know James Uthmeier stole Millions from our Medicaid program in 2024. I’m now concerned he’s stealing taxpayer funds to commute to his $100,000 private side gig.

BTW, Justice Gorsuch's concurrence is remarkable for a reason most people won't pick up on-- this is basically the first time another member of the Court has ever called BS on one of Justice Thomas' crazy separate opinions. Gorsuch tears him apart.

Everyone whining about an 8am hockey game need to just watch this video of the first minute of the four nations last year and get excited. 🇺🇸🥇🏒

MAGA took the participation trophy and extended it to non-participants.

You should be standing with Thomas Massie and calling for Congressional war powers to check the president from launching this illegal war that the public does not want. You are an embarrassment to the office and this criminal action you are supporting will stain your legacy.

Why did federal prosecutors ask New Mexico to drop its investigation into Zorro Ranch in 2019? And why are these files not in the file release by the DOJ under the Epstein Files Transparency Act?

Dear Secretary Marco Rubio: You told Americans to depart now via commercial means when you know many airports/airspace are closed. YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY SCHEDULE U.S. GOVERNMENT EVACUATION FLIGHTS FOR THE STRANDED AMERICANS IN DANGER. Maybe you should have thought of a frickin’ plan first.

The characters in “Idiocracy” were more competent than Ambassador Mike Huckabee.