To quote a player in a #DnD campaign I’m in. “You know what they say about doing a deal with the devil. … Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.” Pablo, you are one of the best D&D players I’ve ever met.

Opening my Twitter notifications to see what Twitter wanted my attention for to find it’s strangers I’ve never heard of talking about shit I don’t care about. If I stop using Twitter, it’s the fact that I cannot turn this off and it’s ruined the notifications tab.

Hey, YouTube, whoever decided to allow that unskippable ad for a Google phone that opens with the sound of a jackhammer… Could you maybe assign them to other projects? This maybe isn’t the right career for them.

It seems to me we’re lacking an English word for one’s need for just a little sleep - like when you’re just a little bit tired and need an hour of sleep. I propose “nappetite”.

Maybe I’m just getting old but Twitter’s gotten absolutely unusable. I tried to look through the responses to a tweet only to struggle to find the replies among all the random unrelated tweets showing up. Does twitter mix random tweets in with replies or what?

So much for the gluten-tolerant left.

My family and I missed our connecting flights, but I’m glad Delta got a nonfunctional $10 uber eats gift card for what they put us through.

Not me getting absolutely #roasted by my student for using the #InternationalPhoneticAlphabet to explain the pronunciation of a word for him.

“You know, if Leo DiCaprio were a spider, I’d give him a pass.” #FriendsWithoutContext

“So much flesh. So much flesh.” #FriendsWithoutContext

Just got off my train to transfer to a train replacement bus (my line has these every day this week) and I’ve been informed there’re no buses for 40 MINUTES. It’s 11:20am. They’re adding 40 minutes MINIMUM to my journey to work today.

When I was younger, I was often told I kind of looked like Jack Nicholson. I’m beginning to see it now. My days of being a Gerard Way lookalike might be behind me. :P

Now that Edge is an “AI-powered browser” is there a way to remove it from my PC?

Shall I compare thee to a sunset? Because it’s every fuckin’ day with you.

I made this meme with love, #Invincible fans. I was very confused to see Thragg #airbending, though.